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Sunday, July 18, 2004

Sajer-sajer : Mee Vs Bihun

Bihun sangat cemburukan mee. Walau duduk di rak bersebelahan di supermarket,mereka tak pernah bertegur sapa.
Malah bihun sering mempersendakan mee di depan umum,
"Dasar si kuning gemuk... Ingat orang suka sangat kat dialah tu!"
Hari2 berlalu... Namun mee buat derk aje dengan segala kerenah dan hinaanbihun.
Sehingga satu hari pekerja supermarket mengalih rak mee ke tempat lain.
Bihun gembira kerana tidak lagi melihat musuh tradisinya.
Hari berikutnya rak baru diletakkan di sebelah bihun, rak spaghetti.
Bihun rasa marah dah berteriak;
"Hoi, si kuning gemuk! Jangan fikir ko buat teknik rebonding camtu aku takkenal ko!!!"

Pengajaran- lain kali beli mee saja sebab bihun ni kurang ajar, bodoh pula tuheheheheh...

SEKADAR LAWAK SAHAJA...

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